
A few weeks ago I posted on how to make a fake tombstone. I finally got all of mine made and put in the front yard.
Running a buisness around carpools, basketball games,running a house, and trying to get fit.
I used black, white , and silver spray paint to give it a aged look. You could also use textured spray paint. they make everything from marble to crackle paint.

Halloween Epitaphs
Every tombstone needs an epigraph. They can be funny or a little scary depending on your mood. These are a few of my favorites.
Here lies Ben, whose life was full, Until he tried to milk a bull
Here lies the body of my sweet sister; She was just fine 'til Dracula kissed her
Do Not Disturb
Here lies poor Uncle Tor, He just couldn't take it anymore
B.A. Ghoul
I told you I was sick.
Here lies the body Of Margaret Bent She kicked up her heels And away she went.
"Hey y'all…watch this!"
This Space for Rent
I was Fred And now I'm dead!
Halloween Prop Vandal
Rest in Pieces
H. Dumpty"I was pushed!"
Barry R. Bones